I still can't get over San Francisco's recent implementation of Municipal Code 603 which stipulates that municipal citizens are here to fore forbidden to store anything in their garage except for their car, preferably a Prius. Okay, folks. You think I made this up. Well first of all, I've seen libtard laws implemented lately that I could not have possibly have dreamed up. Never the less, I'm posting a link because if I don't some libtard is gonna come along and read this and accuse me of lying.
Violators are subject to a $500 dollar fine if the garage police catch you storing Christmas decorations, your winter clothing, that 100 pound dog food bag, or even that can of Turtle Wax you use to keep that Prius looking like new!
Yes, I know the police can't seem to run down illegal Mexicans who rape 84 year old women but they've got to find someone they can punish, right?
Frankly, I'm a little worried about where that San Francisco Socialist City Council go next. Will they worm their way into the laundry room and punish you for not using eco-friendly laundry soap. Will you get busted for using those Downy laundry softeners that don't break down in the landfill quickly?
How about the kitchen? Will you get fined if all your kitchen appliances are not Energy Star certified? Will they ban waffle irons, toasters, microwaves, or garbage disposals? Will they force you to start a compost pile with your egg shells and coffee grounds? Will they limit small appliances to one juicer and a brown rice dispenser?
I'm sure they're already on your toilet like stink on...well you know. Those toilets better be low flow and if you're caught with a box of flush wipes you go to prison for two years, minimum.
How about the living room, or family room. Are you harboring one of those big box televisions from the 80's? You better not be! And just what are you watching on that television? If an inspector pushes the "on" button is he likely to find the last channel watched was Fox News?
Don't worry about the bedroom. The powers that be in San Francisco are fairly lax in that regard; if your love life revolves around an amorous German Shepherd, or a donkey, or a wooly sheep, well that's okay...the government doesn't belong in the bedroom!
But you damn sure better not be storing a lawn mower in your garage! And it better not be a gas one or they'll tack on an extra year or two of prison time.