Friday, February 13, 2015

Open Letter To President of Mexico


Dear President Nieto,

I'm writing to let you know that you have a serious public relations problem here in the United States.  You keep sending us your dregs; the poor, the uneducated, the criminal element, the emotionally and mentally retarded, your child molestors, and those who haven't an ounce of moral turpitude.

This makes us believe that all Mexicans are as depraved and morally challenged and I'm sure that's not true.  With some 100 million people, surely you could send us some that we would not have to feed, medicate, educate and incarcerate!

How about sending us Carlos Slim, the world's richest man?  We could really use his tax money because your current crop of illegal Mexicans are straining our social service safety net to the max.  Our President is raising taxes faster than an illegal Mexican breeds another anchor baby and still we can't keep up.

And could you at least run them through driver training before you let them filter across our border?  Thousands of your exiles have butchered innocents on our nation's freeways as they run red lights, stop signs and train crossings.  Once the mayhem is in full bloom they flee the scene and leave the rest of us to clean up the mess and comfort the families of the dead.

And please inoculate them before you send them over the border to us.  We're getting Whooping Cough, Measles, TB and even Polio is rearing its ugly head again.  So please cut us a break and quit sending your sick and lame to us.

Yours Sincerely,

The American Taxpayer

1 comment:

Unknown said...

So much money goes back to Mexico from people here, he has no reason to change a system that's working fantastically for them.