Things I'd Like To See Just Once

                                                     

You see it in the paper or on your morning show just about every day.  Some 90 year old couple are celebrating their 70th Wedding Anniversary.  Inevitably they'll trot out the ancient wedding picture, and they'll be asked what's the secret to their long term marriage success.  

Just once I'd like to hear those old folks say "hell, I don't know…mostly it's just living long enough to get this far."  Then Harold chimes in and says "she was a really good lay before we got married, then  soon as the first kid was born she thought sex was nasty and rationed it out once a month or so."

Then old Marge would counter with "well Harold, if you had considered taking a bath more than once a week I might have been more willing to sleep with you!"  To which Harold replies "sleep with me?…hell, we've been in separate beds our entire marriage!"…sleeping in a single bed three feet from the wife…hell, I was more intimate with my army buddies in a bunk closer than that!"  "Well, if you didn't snore like a freight train we might not have had to go to separate bedrooms!"   

Yep…just once I'd like to see the "true shit" revealed cause I know things weren't as rosy as old Harold and Marge are making it out to be.  Hell, they probably stopped slugging each other about the time they became eligible for Social Security…too old and frail by that time to do any real harm, so they stuck it out right into the old folks home.  Just once…..

Just once I'd like to hear a politician, after he's been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, or busted for frequenting a D.C. Madam, or taking "selfies" of his 4 inch manhood, just say "honestly, I'm not sorry for what I did…"I'm just sorry I got caught".  Then, as he stands at the press podium, adoring wife at his side, the wifey pulls out a .38 snub nose and plugs him then and there.

Just once I'd like to see Barry jump into Air Force 1 and tour all the inner city neighborhoods and scold Black thugs for their culture of violence….then go and address every freshman high school class and tell them that half of them will be dropouts before they graduate, that their future will be a life of welfare and dependency and the highest job position they'll ever hold is as a burger flipper at Wendy's.  And all because of the apathy of teacher's unions and their own parents.

Just once I'd like to see Obama walk into a military hospital and, as he's touring  bed to bed, tell the injured vet that VA care is so bad he'll wait six months to get an appointment..and oh, by the way, I'm cutting $80,000 dollars from your pension.

Just once I'd like to see a Democrat tell his liberal constituents that we're $17 trillion dollars in debt…so you're gonna have to go find a job.

Just once I'd like to see every member of Congress who are just itching for our involvement in another Muslim war zone, form the first contingent of troops deployed, along with their adult age children.

Just once I'd like to see Obama speak to a crowd of Americans who represent the entire spectrum of political beliefs, and not the hand picked audience of naive college students, adoring union members, teachers unions or the entire population of San Francisco, California.  I'd like him to hear the full force of America's anger…instead of the ever-smiling glad handed kool aid drinkers that he always mobilizes for one of this speeches.  

And finally, I'd like to see Barry actually work at a real American job, live in the typical American household, budget the family meals, balance the monthly checkbook, and then, after the bills have been paid, explain how that middle class family is going to be able to afford his annual $20,000 dollar Obamacare premiums.