Spilling My Conservative Guts

     NOTE:  I removed the headline graphic because I just found it so creepy…don't need it anyway…the message is all that matters.                                                        

In three short years I have contributed over 800 original blog entries to to this blog.  I have written about everything under the sun and have bared my soul to anyone who chooses to read them.  And yet, I still get comments that seemed to insinuate that, somewhere within me, lives a compromising soul, and that I'm capable of being re-indoctrinated into a person more receptive to the current morality.

Let me clear that up for you once and for all.

I am an extreme Tea Party Patriot who believes the government should defend us from our enemies, defend our borders, maintain law and order, care for the sick and the elderly, and then leave us the hell alone.  

I believe the more government we get the more waste, fraud and abuse we get.  I believe, where governing is required, it should be a the lowest possible level of authority.  I believe the state is more efficient in managing programs than can the federal, and the county authority is even better…the closer the government is to the people, the better they understand the people's problems.

I believe in shipping those 30 million illegal Mexicans back home, without hearings.  That includes the eight or ten year old toddlers who only speak English because this is the only country they've ever known.  I believe they need to return to Mexico with their criminal parents, if only to set an example that says no one shall be rewarded for violating our immigration laws.  I would make one exception; for those Mexicans 18 to 25, I would offer them four years service in the military, or four years of a nationally recognized community service program…and then award them with citizenship for their service.  They would have earned it and have a stake in our future.

I believe in stopping all government aid to children that rewards single parent and unmarried households with taxpayer money for pre-school, all day kindergarten, WIC, welfare, Section 8 housing, IRS Child Tax Credits after the first two children, and any other programs that says it's okay to breed what you can't support yourself.  To insure the children are cared for I would take the children away from these human trash parents and offer them up for adoption by folks who can't have children, or are willing to bring them up responsibly.  

Although I do not support terrorism, at this point, I would get gloriously drunk if someone decided to take out Obama and Pelosi and Reid and Durbin and Al Sharpton and Charlie Rangel and Jessie Jackson and Wasserman-Shultz and 99 percent of all Congressional Reps in California as well as the Sacramento statehouse.

All I want from the gay community is for them to shut the hell up, live with all their rights and privileges protected, and just leave me alone.  I have rights also; the right to believe in traditional marriage without being labeled racist, narrow-minded or homophobic.

The greatest single thing we could do for our country is to hire 100,000 auditors whose job would be to ferret out all waste, fraud and abuse in every state and federal program and give them ten percent of every thing they find.

I would make every parent pay a ten percent surcharge on their property taxes, with renters fined a thousand bucks if they don't show up at PTA meetings and find out what the hell their child is learning in school.  I would fire half of all school administrators, fire all the bad teachers, and pay $150,000 a year to the good teachers who are trying to educate our kids.

I would impose the death penalty for repeat felons, drug pushers, child molesters, murderers and rapists.  

I would limit food support programs to the issuing of basic commodities at government run warehouses and I would end food stamp cards and welfare ATM cards immediately.

I would eliminate the federal income tax and implement a national sales tax on everyone who enjoys living here, so that everyone would have "a dog in the hunt" and start caring about government waste.

I could go on and on here..but you readers who urge me to coddle and mollify liberals, get my drift.  I am not a RINO  or pseudo conservative….as Popeye said to Olive Oyl, "I yam what I yam".  Sorry.

If you're looking for compromise go see John McCain or Jeff Flake or Paul Ryan, all those who value their seat of power more than they do their conservative principles.