Dear California,
Please stop sending people from your state over to Arizona. We don't want them here. We're doing just fine without you. We don't want you coming over here and writing letters about how we are all conservative neanderthals, as you gripe about our balanced state budgets which doesn't dole out luxury benefits to welfare queens, and desert xeriscaped yards to conserve water, or how California government is kinder to welfare queens and illegal Mexicans. We don't want you complaining about how much we spend per school pupil; our kids are as dumb as yours...and for a lot less money. And, god, how you complain about our charter schools and how sorry you feel for the public schools and the teacher's unions. Our charter school system alone ought to scare you away; we lead the nation in giving parents a choice as to where to send their kids. We even own the only state tax deduction that allows taxpayers to fund charter schools!
