Professor Lawrence Brown, who teaches in the Public Health Department of Morgan State University in Baltimore, has a ready solution to achieve "racial equality". He says the overwhelming life advantages that Whites have in this country is simply detestable.
To right this wrong, Professor Brown believes White folks ought to pony up some serious cash, and turn it over to the first Black you see. He cites specifics:
1) A White family, who might have been saving up for a trip to Disney World, ought to withdraw that cash and deposit into the account of the first Black person they meet.
2) Access that Christmas fund...and, you guessed it, put it into the hands of a Black person...not ample payback for your granddaddy's slaveholding, but a tiny step in righting Whitey wrongs.
3) If you're in a Walmart, and you're planning on buying your child a gaming system, buy two..one for your child and, yes, one for the first Black child that walks into the store.
4) If you've recently come into an inheritance, use any money or property received and donate that money to either the NAACP or to Reverend Al Sharpton's ministry....he will insure that money goes to the Black needy.
After reading Professor Brown's lecture, I'm feeling particularly guilty. If I ever own a gaming system (I do not), I will consider Brown's suggestion. And, if I ever have an automobile more valuable than the Cadillacs I see the Blacks driving, I'll give serious consideration to swapping cars with the poor fellow.
I always thought paying all those taxes to subsidize the Black community was enough. Since Blacks represent only 12% of the populace, yet command 43% of every welfare dollar, I thought they must be doing pretty good. I must have been wrong.
Professor Brown has made me truly see the light. I will never again complain that, when I was pursuing college scholarships, when I was paying my own tuition, I should not have complained about Blacks receiving preferential treatment for those scholarships.
Obviously, I haven't paid enough.