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While I thought everyone in the Bay Area was a raging liberal, apparently I was mis-informed!  

Here's what the gent..or lady...has to say about his neighbors.  An added note:  When I post a link to my blog in Pelosi's back yard, I get flagged off in minutes because liberals censor any political viewpoint that they don't agree with.  I suspect the lifespan of this one is about 5 minutes max, so I thought I'd capture it for perpetuity.

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I am a liberal

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Date: 2012-04-22, 11:01AM PDT
Reply to: 4v7th-2972811416@pers.craigslist.org

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I wake up each day with nothing to do

Shit man, is it a quarter to 2?

Turn on the tellie, watch Judge Judy

Thinking, my God, who can I sue?



I like my women with fat rolls and stringy hair

And complain all day life ain't fair

So I rolled me a joint

Because life has no point

I have no job and I don't care


I love Lenin, Stalin and Obama too

Public education turned me into a brainwashed fool

Forget Jesus Christ, I worship Karl Marx, cool.

Ain't he just another dead Jew?


Why should I be free

When I can be a ward of state

Gonna get me some food stamps

So I can buy me a big juicy steak

Though I am a vegan

and you should be too

but I am a hypocrite

screw you


I'm a liberal, that's who I am

Trying to screw you the best I can

Don't need to earn any money,

I've got yours to spend

Because I have got the Democratic Party

And the tax man


I hate my white skin, because I was born to win

Got a $1000 tattoo on my neck, but can't pay the rent

Now can't find a job So I joined an Occupy mob,

And now piss myself wet and sleep in an unsanitary tent


I am a feminist like Sandra Fluke

And have a face that will make you puke

I practice unsafe sex and have unlimited abortions

Those damn condoms and pills cost me a fortune

Force the Catholic Church to pay for my degenerate sex life

Or I will go after Rush Limbaugh with a knife



I follow worship Al and Jesse and feel bad for Traevor Martin yo

That George Zimmerman, he looks like a White Latino

And don't forget MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS

Propagating for liberals is what they do best


Illegal aliens invade everyday,

killing Americans every which way

And I don't feel guilty

Better to be a traitor leftie

than sing my country tis of thee,

Sweet land of liberty


I'm a liberal, that's who I am

Trying to screw you the best I can

Don't need to earn any money,

I've got yours to spend

Because I have got the Democratic Party

And the tax man


Barack Obama ate my dog

Though liberals won't let me eat hog

Too much fat and cholesteral

Don't worry, Obamacare will rule us all.


America is broke, that ain't no joke

Gonna go on a disability folks, and buy me some coke

Better to leech off the state and break the bank

The public employee unions say, let them eat cake

Socialism is where its at, taking orders from a corrupt bureaucrat


I love black people, though they call me a cracker

We are white sheeple and Obama our master

Time will tell who will win the class war

I am a Marxist, hear me roar


I'm a liberal, that's who I am

Trying to screw you the best I can

Don't need to earn any money,

I've got yours to spend

Because I have got the Democratic Party