For those few of you who've been living under a rock for the last few years, you might not know that California liberals up in Sacramento managed to legislate their way into college sex lives. And the libtards who run Berkley were all for it.
Under a state law called "Affirmative Consent" if a student (particularly a male student) wishes to participate in a little "slap and tickle" with a co-ed, he'd better have her consent in writing. If the horny fellow doesn't have clearly articulated, and documented consent, he'd better keep his willie in his pants.
When I read about this 'Yes, Means Yes?" campaign I thought it was a joke. I should not have taken it so lightly, given the track record of California's history of liberal nonsense.
It seems that the University of California PC police recommended a straightforward, one page sexual consent form, signed by both parties, before coital bliss begins.
Well, we just learned from a couple of Berkley students that "Yes Means Yes" ain't working so well. These "Gender Studies Majors" traipsed about the campus and interviewed twelve hundred college women. And, wonder of wonder, those who climbed in bed (or the back seat, or in a university stairwell) with a sexual suitor did not follow the program. The biggest reason cited for not signing a "sexual release form?" "It just happened" was the most popular response.
Who knew? Could we have possibly guessed that a penis has no brain, or that, when you're horny, you're horny and no one has the time or inclination to sign a form before the fun begins?
So, once again, both our California legislators, and the Berkley boobs sought to intervene in the personal lives of the citizenry, and once again their silly laws proved not to be workable. All those thousands of hours spent on writing another law, all those well paid hours spent on a politically correct notion, didn't work.
We should not be surprised. Most politicians attain their orgasms through the pursuit of political power...these bloodless, passionless idiots have no concept of how sex works.
Fear not, these libtard politicians won't give up on trying to turn everyone into automatons. No doubt they are even now writing another bill aimed to forward their goals for a designer society.