"The Donald In MoTown"
Donald Trump was in Michigan last Friday. He says. if elected, he'll bring more auto manufacturing back to Michigan. Trump says he's so smart he's already designed a car that will get 100 miles per gallon, running on gasoline, natural gas, ethanol, or the methane fumes of political bullshit.
The new car, to be appropriately called The Trumpmobile, will have an ejection seat that will automatically eject and send an illegal Mexican flying through the sun roof, where he will descend just over that 50 foot "Trump Wall" that Mexico is going to pay for.
Trump has dictated that the Trumpmobile will have a simple "T" logo, with his image stamped in the background, and all Trumpmobiles, regardless of color scheme, must have an orange top.
The Donald has promised not to make Trumpmobiles in Mexico nor China, and pledged not to import either Central or South American labor, nor a Polish labor force.
The Donald says it's going to be huuuuge!