Thursday, March 10, 2016

"The Donald In Motown"

                                                                       

"The Donald In MoTown"

Donald Trump was in Michigan last Friday.  He says. if elected, he'll bring more auto manufacturing back to Michigan.  Trump says he's so smart he's already designed a car that will get 100 miles per gallon, running on gasoline, natural gas, ethanol, or the methane fumes of political bullshit.

The new car, to be appropriately called The Trumpmobile, will have an ejection seat that will automatically eject and send an illegal Mexican flying through the sun roof, where he will descend just over that 50 foot "Trump Wall" that Mexico is going to pay for.

Trump has dictated that the Trumpmobile will have a simple "T" logo, with his image stamped in the background, and all Trumpmobiles, regardless of color scheme, must have an orange top.

The Donald has promised not to make Trumpmobiles in Mexico nor China, and pledged not to import either Central or South American labor, nor a Polish labor force.

The Donald says it's going to be huuuuge!

6 comments:

Frank Krzesowiak said...

Sounds like you're running on hate for Trump. It gets a 1000 miles to the gallon.

A Modest Scribler said...

Don't sweat it, Frank. You only have a week or so to put up with me. Then you Trumpers can all bask in the glow of the Donald without being bothered by me.

Frank Krzesowiak said...

You're not bothering me. We all are entitled to our opinions. Fortunately, we don't all always agree on issues and like the Bible, are subject to interpretation. Besides, if you did bother me, I'd not read the Blog. I(ve) enjoyed your thoughts and stories and like a friendship, Trump or no Trump shouldn't be the deciding factor. You should quit because that's what you want to do, not because your Candidate didn't become President. When all is said and done, you'll find it really doesn't make that much of a difference who the President is. They are all Fuck ups. Some just more than others.

A Modest Scribler said...

Frank, I guess I am failing miserably as a communicator. I'm not quitting because my candidate didn't, or won't "win"....I'm quitting because I look at all those folks buying Trump's spiel and I realize it's all a lost cause. Before "Trump Season" I was scooping cups of sand from the Sahara desert...but at least i was doing something. When I see folks naive enough, dumb enough, even angry enough to overlook every Trump lie, every empty Trump promise, that's when I realize, actualize that all is lost. As to "it doesn't make any difference who wins", I can only say that, if the Dems hadn't controlled both the House and Senate in 09 we wouldn't have Obamacare now, nor would we have had that $850 billion dollar bailout. As Obummer reminded us constantly, elections have consequences. If Trump carries our banner this year not only will we have Hillary in the Oval Office, we're gonna once more have the Dems in control in the Senate and maybe even the House.

Frank Krzesowiak said...

The reason I said it doesn't matter who wins is because you don;t really think the Office of the President makes it's own decisions. do you? You really think the Koch Brothers, George Soros etc put all that time and money into a Candidate just because their good guys? Most the shots are called from elsewhere. The President of the United States has become a Puppet. Soros is trying his best to destroy our economy without it being to obvious. That's the reason for Trump. There's nobody pulling his strings. Most of his supporter "get it". Time to cut those strings and have the President only answer to us.

A Modest Scribler said...

sigh....