Friday, August 12, 2011
"Gay Marriage For Bert & Ernie? Really?"
Can there possibly be any end to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance's efforts to destroy the structure of the traditional American family? Apparently not. To celebrate the success of same sex marriage legislation in gay friendly states, the alliance is now petitioning the creaters at Sesame Street to have long time puppet friends Bert and Ernie to marry. The Gay Alliance believes they can add further legitamacy to gay marriage by having these childhood icons advocate for their cause.
Why stop there? Perhaps we can arrange a match of Snow White with Cinderella? How about Little Red Riding Hood and Olive Oyl? Maybe Popeye can hook up with Wimpy and convert his love for hamburgers to that of wieners! Is a more meaningful relationship possible between Batman and Robin?
I'm sorry, but this is getting ridiculous! The American family is already under onslaught from the internet, social networks, a youth drug culture, the "nanny state's" dictates regarding restrictions on parent-child discipline and the rejection of christian or any other moral principles. Do we really want the Gay and Lesbian alliance determining the sexual orientation of our childhood icons?
Sad, Damned Sad.
P.S. The company that produces Sesame Street responded today: they said Bert & Ernie are not gay, just good friends.
Who's the next target for the Gay Alliance? Stay tuned.