Maybe the Confederate protestors have it right. They want to ban the Confederate flag, level the statues of Robert E. Lee, and just this morning, fresh complaints came in demanding all southern heritage symbols be wiped from the American landscape.
So, perhaps we ought to burn those cabins at Valley Forge, the ones that patriots used to endure the first hard winter during the War of Independence. And let's raze the Paul Revere Memorial, and certainly the Washington Memorial...those people were all rebels, fighting against the Mother Country. And the Jefferson Memorial has to go cause he owned slaves, and we've simply got to insist those old dead men comply with social mores of today.
And take down that statue of Teddy Roosevelt charging up San Juan Hill. He was anti-illegal immigrant. Never mind that he busted the monopolies, created the first clean food laws, banned child labor and created the first fair labor laws. The guy's a racist.
And for God's sake, let's tear down those god-awful War War II memorials, and the Iwojima Memorials....what in the world were we doing fighting on foreign soil...after all Japan and the Axis powers only killed 50 million people!
Let's get rid of all the historic memorials. Let's put in their place rings of flag poles. And let's hoist the Mexican flag to honor illegal Mexicans and the LGBT flag to honor the two percent who are gay. Let's hoist the flags of two dozen or more African nations to honor the only group of people who refuse to declare themselves "American". Let's rid our history books of the nation's founders...because they only promised the "pursuit" of happiness....and didn't guarantee happiness and a government check...which is certainly our due.
We can do this people! We've already proven we can wipe out any public display of Christianity. We've proven we can squash any Christian who wishes to abide by his religious beliefs. And we've proven we can obliterate anything that seems offensive to anyone about anything.
We've proven that if we get a few thousand people to walk around carrying protest signs our politicians will fall to their knees and submit to anyone who throws a tantrum. And it doesn't have to be anything big! Let's rejoice at $15 dollar an hour fast food protests. Let's look on with crocodile tears as Black urban thugs burn their neighborhoods...surely they have good cause to do that. Let's join Occupy marches to the homes of the rich and defecate on their front lawn! They have no business being rich.
Yes, people, let's melt down all those statues and, fuck plowshares...let's turn em into free cell phones for the masses. Let's burn our history books and print new ones...about wealth redistribution, and the glory of taxation, of the grandness of the nanny state.
By getting rid of our history, by destroying all those war memorials, it will be so much easier for our bankers/Chinese overlords to transition us to a communist nation that you're just gonna love.