Okay, let's stop the bitching about gay marriage. Let's let our politicians know that we're tired of spending taxpayer dollars to fight this thing, state by state, in court. The Supremes have already shown which way they are going on this so it's time to end the futility of preserving the concept of traditional family.
Folks, there are very few "traditional families" these days. Let's look at a few things here and see why we just might give up fighting gay marriage and why that might be a good thing.
First and foremost, if we give up sniping about gay marriage maybe they'll stop marching in St. Patrick's Day Parades and taking Macy's to court for preventing them from blowing up a monster condom meant to promote Aids awareness. And if we all let gays marry maybe they'll be so busy having domestic spats that they'll have less energy to get in our face with their gayness.
Secondly, what is so damn special about marriage anyway? With 50% of marriages ending in divorce what the hell are we defending anyway? Hell, we know that 75% of Blacks don't even bother with the marriage certificate....they just trot out a potpourri of birth certificates with the various sperm donors listed on them. At 50% divorce rates who's to say that Blacks don't have it right? Skip those god-awful expensive weddings and save a bundle...that way there's more to divvy up when Divorce Court time finally arrives.
And please don't talk about the nuclear family...those died about the time Steve Jobs turned out an Apple iPod and only got worse when the I-Phone came along. Your children divorced you for Steve Jobs so face up to it. This year we had a 16 year old kid beat his mom to death with an iron skillet because she took away his iPhone privileges so this is pretty serious stuff. And since parents no longer feel the need to help with homework, or attend a PTA meeting to see how school and child are doing, why bother even calling ourselves "family".
Whether intentional or not, the government has succeeded in making families obsolete. Make a mistake, get a divorce and the government will shower the family remnant with a generous host of government benefits that will just dazzle you; Section 8 housing vouchers, welfare, food stamps, WIC, taxpayer paid health care, taxpayer funded pre-school, kindergarten and free school breakfast and lunches. Imagine that! Mom no longer has to prepare breakfast or make sandwiches for lunch, or even pick the kid up from school. And, if she wants to have a little sexual dalliance with her current Romeo, hell the school even has an after school program! Hey, soon the school system will start feeding the kid dinner too and then you're really home free!
So, really, let's let the gays in on this wonderful institution! God knows why they would want it, but if they do, more power to them! Just please, get out of my face for a few hours, please!