"You Know You're A Liberal If:- Part I "

You know you're a liberal if you believe that anyone with wealth got it through a conspiracy by Republicans to favor them.

You know you're a liberal if, when Nancy Pelosi used that big gavel to conclude the Obama care vote, you didn't notice that was her ultimate "phallic" symbol.

You know you're a liberal if you fail to acknowledge Harry Reid's secret Nevada real estate deal where he invested nothing and reaped millions in profits. 

You know you're a liberal if you champion those Wisconsin teachers who got a doctor to sign phony doctor's excuses so they could get paid while marching around the capitol and absent from the classroom.

You also know you're a liberal if you think it's okay for those 14 Wisconsin Democrats to avoid the democratic process by fleeing to Illinois but hate Republicans when they stood bravely in the halls of Congress and tried to stop Obama care.

You know you're a liberal if you think it's perfectly okay for 20 million illegal aliens to invade our homeland.

You also know you're a liberal if you give excuses for illegals to steal a citizens ID  in order to get a job under false pretenses.

You know you're a liberal if you believe we need no standing army to protect us from our enemies.

You know you're a liberal if you turn your eyes away from $500 billion in medicaid fraud and from food stamp recipients using their debit card to gamble in casinos and pump out more children to fatten the welfare check.

You know you're a liberal if you believe a government bureaucrat "with no skin in the game" cares about fraud, waste, and abuse in his/her department.

You know you're a liberal when you could care less about the $74 trillion dollars in unfunded liabilities and a $14 trillion dollar budget deficit.

You know you're a liberal when you turn your head to IRS fraud of your banking chairman.

You know you're a liberal if you value political correctness so highly that you're scared to death to criticize the wrong-doing of a minority.

You know you're a liberal if you can pass an $800 billion dollar stimulus bill and include such things as a rat park preserve in San Francisco and a $4 million dollar renovation of a building in the state of Washington that was subsequently condemned.

You know you're a liberal when you authorize food stamp families to use their Food Stamp Debit card in fast food restaurants while taxpaying families are eating baloney sandwiches.

You know you're a liberal if you have no problem calling Bush a Nazi, hanging him in effigy, but have no problem with Bill Clinton receiving oral sex in the oval office from a White House intern and pardoning his tax criminal buddies on his last day in office.


(To be continued)