Friday, May 10, 2019

Why Trump Should Have Established A Trust


Okay, you Trump supporters...time to own it. Your President totally blew it. The headlines this morning are crystal clear as they reveal President Trump's tax losses, beginning three decades ago.

Trump blew it big time. What he should have done was to create a trust like the Clintons did. And, wow!, was that ever profitable! According to independent auditors the Clinton Foundation Trust took in billions...and still does! And it couldn't have come at a better time as Slick Willie, upon leaving office, paid so much out in sexual assault law suits the Clintons were down to their last million when Bill left office. (You may recall their finances were so frightful they were forced to make off with historic treasures that belonged to the White House Historic Society.)

Fortunately the Clintons' financial advisor, George Soros, showed them how to establish a trust that could be used as their own personal piggy bank. Both Clintons travelled by private jet, at the expense of the trust. Both were paid honorariums for making speeches in support of their own trust. Both ate at the best restaurants and attired themselves in tuxedos and evening gowns, all on the Clinton Trust dime.

And, hell, who wouldn't contribute? Every billionaire in the world lined up to stuff multi-million dollar donations into the Clinton Trust...hoping to realize some political advantage once Hillary was crowned queen. Whole countries, especially those seeking favor from Secretary of State Clinton, plowed billions into the Clinton coffers.....none more generous than Russia, who were able to purchase half of the U.S. Uranium stockpiles!

So was Donald Trump stupid? Hell yeah! He dared put his own capital at risk in all his business dealings. Hell, back in 2016 Trump could have established a personal trust and had all of the "1 percent" beating a path to his door, wallet open!

So, you Trumpers, own it! Your President is dumb as hell. Just look at the Clintons who got by with more shit than a Tijuana sewer system.


Frank R. Krzesowiak said...

He'll do it AFTER he's out of office. That's the honorable thing to do(Bill and Hillary). Once the Obama's bomb out of the TV market, they'll do the same thing as the Clintons.

A Modest Scribler said...

i suspect Michelle and Barry, being so richly loved by their devotees, will be able to sock away a billion in book and speech royalties. They can then go out and wine and dine sheiks and kings and queens and various dictators, then use that money to promote socialism and a world government that rules with an iron hand.

Carol said...

Great read. Very entertaining!

A Modest Scribler said...

Thanks, Carol. Stay dry up there.