Tuesday, September 25, 2018

The Battle of The Sexes Has Taken A Whole New Turn

                                                                       
Let me begin by confessing that, as a male, I don't much care for women these days. That's just me and I'm damned glad I'm no longer a player in the mating game.

Having said that, I have no idea how the various repercussions of the MeToo movement is going to play out. Will that army of accusers finally collapse by the collective weight of age old accusations? Are men, as Senator Hirano suggests, just sexual beasts? Do women EVER assume any measure of guilt in these sexual olympics?

Based on everything I'm seeing there are only a few things that I'm dead certain about regarding our future.

1) Nevada brothels are going to do very, very well.

2) Makers of blow up dolls are going to make a fortune.

3) Female vibrator sales are going to soar as men avoid women like the plague.

4) More women are going to turn lesbian because, apparently the only people women can stand are other women.

5) Government at all levels is going to get worse. No reasonable and sane person will run for office, given the plethora of lynch mobs who break out the noose first and worry about impartial judgement later.

6) Your next President might be Paula Poundstone since she has declared publicly that she is asexual.

8) The Democrats, having slapped a crown of thorns on Judge Cavanaugh, and sent him up the hill carrying his own cross, can be damned sure the Republicans will be spending a great deal of revengeful hours digging up dirt on their fellow Democrats.

9) Parents of teenage boys in this country will struggle with the idea of having their boy children neutered at birth, less their lives be ruined forty years hence....simply on an accusatory whim dreamed up to achieve a political objective.

Sad. Damned Sad.


8 comments:

Craig Bailey said...

The most amazing thing everyone is missing is this: A woman kept her mouth shut about something for 30+ years.

Craig Bailey said...

Also ANYONE keeping their mouth shut about something this big is mind boggling.

Frank Krzesowiak said...

If he had killed her(ala Ted Kennedy) he might have been running for President in 2 years. Think how scary THAT is.....

A Modest Scribler said...

Craig, I believe those thirty plus years is why, in normal times, her credibility would have been questioned. Since the birth of the MeToo Movement mere accusation, no matter how old, seems enough. Sad.

A Modest Scribler said...


Frank, we could only wish the Clintons had received as much scrutiny as Judge Cavanaugh.

TheRandyGuy said...

Anyone who thinks women don't lie about being assaulted is a fool. This metoo crap has driven the left absolutely insane. Smear a person based solely on an allegation? That's how the communist countries operate and it looks like it's now in America, too. My default position is to disbelieve any allegation of sexual impropriety absent clear and convincing evidence.

A Modest Scribler said...

My position as well, Randy. And any accusation more than a year old gets tossed.

Frank Krzesowiak said...

A year? How about 24-48 hours? All forms of sexual abuse should be reported IMMEDIATELY! Mothers today should have that "little talk" with their Daughters explaining it's not their fault and to speak up if ANYTHING inappropriate happens to them.